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Mercutio: This guy isn't going to upset his wonderful boyfriend by analyzing his wonderful friends and family

Mercutio, half an hour later: You are the most codependent, incestuous, controlling group of people I've ever met!

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Benvolio: Look, sometimes I worry, okay?

Mercutio: What about the other times?

Benvolio:

Mercutio:

Benvolio: I worry, okay?

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Mercutio: So what time does The Judgemental Express arrive?

Lady Capulet: Tybalt gets here at noon.

#Romeo et juliette #retj #Romeo and juliet #Romeo es julia #Romeo e giulietta #lady capulet #Mercutio #tybalt #source: gilmore girls

Nurse: You’re a murderer!

Juliet: Romeo isn’t a murderer. And it makes him uncomfortable to hear you call him that…

Nurse: You know what else makes people uncomfortable? Being murdered!

#Romeo et juliette #retj #Romeo and juliet #Romeo es julia #Romeo e giulietta #juliet #nurse #romeo #source: tumblr

Escalus:It's about time our city excelled at something.

Benvolio: Hmm. You're forgetting our high mortality rate.

Mercutio: We're number one!

#Romeo et juliette #retj #Romeo and juliet #Romeo es julia #Romeo e giulietta #Escalus #Mercutio #benvolio #source: buffy the vampire slayer

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Tybalt: Romeo, my arch enemy.

Mercutio: I thought I was your arch enemy.

Tybalt: I have a life outside of you

#Retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #romeo es julia #romeo e giulietta #mercutio #tybalt #source: the simpsons

Let’s dance. And by “dance”, I mean let’s try to kill each other.”

Mercutio, to Tybalt, and probably also the other way around, multiple times a day

#Retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #romeo es julia #romeo e giulietta #tybalt #mercutio #i'm pretty sure this is an actual quote somewhere #source: deadpool

Mercutio: I care about Ben very much, and I've had 2 ½ glasses of red wine, and what that means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now, and it's gonna be awesome.

Romeo: Yay!

Mercutio: No, you're supposed to talk me out of this!

Romeo: [monotone] No, don't, stop.

Mercutio: Shut up, I'm doing it anyway.

Romeo: Yay!

#retj #romeo et juliette #romeo es julia #romeo and juliet #romeo e giulietta #romeo #who wants everyone to be happy and in love #mercutio #benvolio #source: parks and rec

Juliet: I can’t go to the ball. Stress is bad for the baby.

Lady Capulet: What baby?

Juliet: Me.

#retj #romeo e giulietta #romeo and juliet #romeo es julia #romeo et juliette #this just really applies to the italian but shh #juliet #lady capulet #source: twitter

Benvolio, after "Le Duel": I need you to stay calm, okay?

Mercutio: Yeah, I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me

#retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #romeo es julia #don't feel like its right to tag romeo e giulietta this time since he mostly stays sad and gay there #benvolio #mercutio #source: parks and rec

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Juliet: Did you tell anyone we're married?

Romeo: Yes, Juliet, I have no self control and I told everyone we're married.

Juliet: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Romeo: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told everyone we're married.

#retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #source: parks and rec

Paris: Come with me.

Juliet: My dad told me not follow strangers.

Paris: How old are you?

Juliet: Sixteen

Paris: If you’re sixteen then you should be able to make your own decisions.

Juliet: You’re right. I should make my own decisions.

Paris: Exactly.

Juliet: I’ve decided not to follow strangers

#retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #juliet #paris #source: fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

Nurse: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tybalt: Wow, my childhood innocence!

Juliet: And my will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.

Lord Capulet: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Lady Capulet: Mental stability, my old friend!

Nurse: Kids, could you lighten up a little?

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Mercutio: You want to fight, Ben?

Benvolio: No, but we never do what I want

#Retj #romeo et juliette #romeo and juliet #romeo es julia #romeo e giulietta #Mercutio #benvolio #source: infinity war #(op saw the movie in italian and is paraphrasing don't kill me)

Rare subtitled video of the London production, “La vengeance”

(From One Star reviews to “The count of Monte Cristo”

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Benvolio: You could outwit Tybalt in your sleep.

Mercutio: I have!

Benvolio: I know. We sleep in the same bed. It's been hell.

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Mercutio: Oh, what's this?

Romeo: None of your business.

Mercutio: "None of your business"? The most enticing words a person can say. Romeo, I will not leave your side until there are no secrets between us.

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