Incorrect D&D Quotes!

Antolio: You've gotta stop, man.

Vex: I aspire to have cat in the hat energy.

Sophie: Do you believe in God, Jim?

Ren: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?

Vex: When I die, I want to be buried, but not in a casket. I want my dead body to nourish the soil and at least be useful in my death.

Antolio: Do you remember the good old days?

Sophie: Roric’s chapstick tastes really good

Sasha: Captain, you just had a near death experience. are you sure you are alright?

Sophie: I would always think to myself... how could someone kill another person?

Antolio: Kay, did you eat my food again?

Avi: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back.

Antolio: You know literally nothing about sports. I've heard you refer to basketball as "basketsball".

Jess: I got a new game: axe evasion. I throw axes at you. You try to dodge them. The game ends when either your luck runs out or I run out of axes.

Sophie: What if there was a knife block that screams when you put a knife in?