Incorrect Rent Quotes

Mark: My chest feels like that one time I had a cigarette.

Mark: Have a good day!

"I love you guys. Except you, Benny, I can't fucking stand you.

Mimi: I always serve gin and tonic with just a little bit of regret.

I’m talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That’s crazy. I’m fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.

You're not expecting communication, are you? Cause you aren't going to get any.

Mimi: Benny's lovely if you don't look at him too closely.

Just when you think life can’t get any worse, you get evicted from a swamp!

Looking at Mimi really messes with my sense of cynicism. It makes me feel like there are still beautiful things in the world worth caring about, and worth fighting for. Weird, right?

Mark: Work, work is my passion… or perhaps that’s an alibi.

You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond pretty boy frontman! Well, the joke’s on you, I’m not even a real blond!

Mark: Roger, you're in denial.