*Biden wins*
Tom: I’m so excited I could kiss someone!
Tom: *kisses Tim sitting right next to him*
Tim:
Tim: Uh sir this is a Wendy’s-
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*Biden wins*
Tom: I’m so excited I could kiss someone!
Tom: *kisses Tim sitting right next to him*
Tim:
Tim: Uh sir this is a Wendy’s-

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I love them
(Stolen from Tom’s Twitter)
Adam, very frustrated: Congratulations, you idiots! You won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics!
Maynard:
Tom:
Maynard: So who won gold-
Adam: SHUT UP!!
Zack: Hey, do you know who sings that song in Toy Story?
Brad: I’ve never seen Toy Story.
Zack, getting closer, about to murder Brad: You’ve. Never. Seen. TOY STORY????!!!!
Brad, being strangled:
Zack: *whistling and walking*
Tim: What are you doing?
Zack: I’m voting.
Tim: Okay then, but why do you have a gun?
Zack: If these Republican bitches won’t let me vote Biden then they’ll die before they vote for Trump.
Tim: ...*visibly scared*
(This is your friendly reminder to absolutely NOT shoot anybody unless they shoot first. Also, vote blue if you live in America!)

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Tom: Go vote or I’m sending everybody raisin cookies.
Tom: I apologize for my outburst.
Tom: Brad! Everyone knows that Trump is a racist.
Brad: Well yeah, but...
Tom: Bradley Joseph Wilk!
Brad: Oh shit.
(Thank you to @irleragon for giving me a list of middle names and inspiring this post!)
Random person: ...I-I...
Tom: Say it. Tell humanity of your sin. Bask in your poor judgement.
Random person: ...I haven’t registered to vote.
Tom: Only Satan himself will ever look you in the eyes again.
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Maynard: I’ve done some dumb shit.
Adam: I witnessed the dumb shit.
Zack: I recorded the dumb shit.
Tom: I joined you in the dumb shit.
Brad: And I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit.
Danny: I joined you in the dumb shit too
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Tom: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*
Adam: *turns around and speed walks away*
Maynard: Hey, isn’t that your boyfriend?
Adam, hissing: Shh, lower your voice!

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Brad: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay I can always tell within-
Tom: Zack’s been in love with you for ten years.
Brad: What?
Tim: Ouch, my armkle.
Brad: Your what?
Tom: His wrist.
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Zack: I killed Christopher Columbus.
Brad: No you did not.
Zack: Don’t tell me what I did or didn’t do. I killed that man.
Brad: Tim, back me up.
Zack: Tim, back ME up.
Tom: Are you seeing anyone?
Zack: Uh, no, why?
Tom: I don’t know, I think a therapist might be good for you.

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Maynard: Tom is so in love, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you.
Adam: Not true.
Maynard: Fine, at least test it. Tell him you’re pregnant.
Adam: Fine.
Adam, calling Tom: I’m pregnant.
Tom, after a four-hour shopping spree and three full carts and babies-r-us: Wait...
Zack: Can I be frank with you guys?
Tim: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is going to help.
Brad: Can I still be Brad?
Tim: Shh, let Frank speak.