You Read The Title

Rowen: “One more week of being stuck in this fucking bus with UV and you’ll be finding a dead body!”

Blake: Yes, because one more week with [Band] and I will definitely k!ll myself.

Orian: “Don’t spit it out. Whatever I put in your mouth you and swallow.”

The band: *stares in awkward silence*

Rowan: “… Ten more minutes.”

Orion: “What did you get arrested for?”

Iris: “Aggrvated assault.”

Devyn: “Disturbing the peace.”

August: “Possession.. I think I was framed.”

Mc: “Arson.”

Rowan: “All of that. In that order.”

Mc: “You think so?”

Rowan: “Yea, of course! Only you could love the personification of a rod up an as-“

Orion: “Yes!”

Mc: “Well… we’re in jail now…”

Orion: *hangs up*

G: “One time I asked for some water when she was still pissed off. She just came into the room with a glass full of ice and said ‘Wait’. Then stormed out.”

Seven: “Rrgh you make me so mad so quickly, it’s impossible!”

Mc: “I literally only said 5 words the whole night.”

Seven: “yet here I am boiling in hate!”

Rowan: *sniffles*

*Mc gives Seven a cookie*: “This one is shaped like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!”

Seven: “What does the even -?!”

;)

Halek: “we both live here. It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

Curt: *gasp* “Mc?! YES I WILL WITH YOU!!”

Mc: “No, Curt, tell Heidi!”

Curt: *turns around* “HEIDI I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR PARTNER!”

Heidi: “What?!”

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Aris: “Well, I suppose-”

Child!Mc: “Because a kid said only a Mama can be pretty and a Papa can be handsome. But… you’re both, does that mean you’re my Papa and Mama?”

Aris: “;-;… Please stay pure Mc.”

Child!Mc, hanging upside down in a tree because of a failed dare: “I can’t see why, I’m just hanging out.”

Child!Syfyn, given said dare: “PFFT-“

Just don’t trust young thembos and their best friends…