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Doctor: I think this should explain it *hands Puss a book*
Puss: "A Farewell to Arms" I fell in love with a nurse during the great war?
Doctor: No, it's just the title- there's no way you've read that.
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Puss: What happened?
Doctor: I think this should explain it *hands Puss a book*
Puss: "A Farewell to Arms" I fell in love with a nurse during the great war?
Doctor: No, it's just the title- there's no way you've read that.

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(Team Friendship plus the bear family are neck deep in water) Puss: But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Bad Guys Kitty: What? Puss: Did not care for The Bad Guys. Perrito: How can you even say that- Puss: Didn't like. Didn't like it. Kitty: Carrino, it's so good, it's like the perfect movie Puss: This is what everyone always says, every time I say- Perrito: Sam Rockwell, Awkafina, Marc Maron. I mean, you never see- ALEX BORSTEIN Puss: fine actors. Fine actors. Did not like the movie. Kitty: Why not? Puss: Didn't- c-couldn't get into it. Kitty: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it? Puss: It insists upon itself, Kitty. Kitty: what? Puss: It insists upon itself. Kitty: What does that even mean?- Perrito: CAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING Puss: It takes forever getting in, you spend 6 and a half hours- And... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending. Baby: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?! Goldi: Wait, wait wait, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? Kitty: I agree with Goldie. It's not really fair. Puss: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where they're in the dining hall- Kitty: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene. Perrito: my top favorite scene in all of time. Puss: (No it's not a great scene-)I have no idea what they're talking about. They keep talkng about being bad. That's where I lose interest and I go away. Goldie: You know what Boots- Perrito: BECAUSE THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS Kitty: The dialogue there is a language of subtly, something you clearly don't understand. Puss: I love Trolls. that is my answer to that statement. Kitty: Exactly Puss: Yes, there you go... Kitty: Whatever... Baby: I like that movie too.
Jack Horner: Hey, I can be charitable sometimes! In fact I just donated a kidney! Puss:*wakes up naked in a bathtub full of ice and a scar down his left side. On the wall it reads GO TO HOSPITAL in blood* JACK HORNER!
Perrito: Is this whiskey or perfume? Puss: *takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing down* Puss: It's perfume
Kitty: how are you doing mi amor? Puss: I'm having a panic attack Kitty, about to lose it: nice, keep me posted

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Ethical Bug: Have you ever heard the expression "Never judge a book by it's cover"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: What about "It's inside that matters"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: "Looks can be deceiving"? Jack: Doesn't ring a bell Ethical Bug: What's wrong with you? Jack: Oh, that I've heard
(The Shrek Trio the way to the dungeon) Donkey: That trial was a total sham Shrek: Yeah I knew we were in trouble the minute I saw the jury (At the trial, the jury is filled with Disney characters) Puss: Well at least they're a jury of our peers Shrek: I don't think they see it that way Puss
Oh, will you be including characters from the series? I'd love to see Dulcinea or Toby in these!
I will try since I haven't actually seen the series lol
(On the way home after the wishing star is destroyed)
Perrito: We're not murderers. I mean, if we'd been given the chance, we wouldn't have done it
Puss: I would!
Perrito: How do you ask somebody out?
Puss: Well first you-
Kitty: Don't ask him. He asked me out in an alleyway after he thought I was a boy
Perrito: And you said yes?

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Kitty: I got to get back before Puss realizes I'm not in bed Puss, from the other room: Kitty?! KITTTYYY!
Kitty: Hey let's slow dance
Puss: *does the Macerena at 1/4ths speed just to mess with her*
Kitty: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Perrito: His name was Jared, he was 19
Baby: When his parents built a very strange machine
Goldi: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
Puss: AYYYY MACARENA
Jack Horner: horrible job, everyone
Kitty: Carriño?
Puss: yes?
Kitty: If there was a zombie apocalypse and I got infected, would you shoot me?
Puss: of course not Gatita
Kitty: Big mistake, I would blow your head off in a second
Kitty, after being pelleted with tiny batteries: that is unsafe!
Puss: Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?
Jack Horner: Car Battery!
(A car battery falls on Kitty's head)

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Ethical Bug: what does the word "take out" mean to you?
Perrito: Food
Kitty: Date
Puss: Hitman
Jack Horner: all three if you're not a coward
Puss: I can't outrun Death, but it won't matter as long as I can outrun you (kicks Donkey in the shin)
Donkey: OUCH!
Puss: Save yourself! (runs off)