Jan 31, 2024
Puss: What happened?
Doctor: I think this should explain it *hands Puss a book*
Puss: "A Farewell to Arms" I fell in love with a nurse during the great war?
Doctor: No, it's just the title- there's no way you've read that.
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Puss: What happened?
Doctor: I think this should explain it *hands Puss a book*
Puss: "A Farewell to Arms" I fell in love with a nurse during the great war?
Doctor: No, it's just the title- there's no way you've read that.
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Jack Horner: Hey, I can be charitable sometimes! In fact I just donated a kidney! Puss:*wakes up naked in a bathtub full of ice and a scar down his left side. On the wall it reads GO TO HOSPITAL in blood* JACK HORNER!
Perrito: Is this whiskey or perfume? Puss: *takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing down* Puss: It's perfume
Kitty: how are you doing mi amor? Puss: I'm having a panic attack Kitty, about to lose it: nice, keep me posted
Ethical Bug: Have you ever heard the expression "Never judge a book by it's cover"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: What about "It's inside that matters"? Jack Horner: No Ethical Bug: "Looks can be deceiving"? Jack: Doesn't ring a bell Ethical Bug: What's wrong with you? Jack: Oh, that I've heard
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(The Shrek Trio the way to the dungeon) Donkey: That trial was a total sham Shrek: Yeah I knew we were in trouble the minute I saw the jury (At the trial, the jury is filled with Disney characters) Puss: Well at least they're a jury of our peers Shrek: I don't think they see it that way Puss
Oh, will you be including characters from the series? I'd love to see Dulcinea or Toby in these!
I will try since I haven't actually seen the series lol
(On the way home after the wishing star is destroyed)
Perrito: We're not murderers. I mean, if we'd been given the chance, we wouldn't have done it
Puss: I would!