My Apologies to Winston Graham

Valentine: Papa, I have an imaginary girlfriend.

George: Elizabeth, please revoke your 'no swearing' rule.

"Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid."

"Bro there's nothing worse than when the jig is up."

Woman: Elizabeth!

Geoffrey Charles: Uncle George, can you give me some romantic advice?

"Look, when I need your advice I'll give you the special signal, which is me being locked in a fucking lunatic asylum."

"It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but Christ alive."

"Ross Poldark is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."

Elizabeth: George, get the champagne!

"If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be unpleasantly surprised in the immediate future."

"There's always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit."

*looking at a dead body*

"I'm more than just a pretty face, I am also a terrible person."

"I tried cooking with wine, but after the third glass I forgot why I was in the kitchen."

George: *isolates himself* Perfect! But why do I feel sad.

"If you can't handle me at my worst...Good luck, because that's all you're getting."