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Hi everyone! It’s me, @incorrectplanet.

Sadly, since Mnet Boys Planet has come to an end, I probably won’t be posting any more quotes on this account. However, if you liked these, feel free to follow me on my main @blue-orangeade for random K-pop memes or my alt @uncorrectkpop for general incorrect kpop quotes (and I’ll probably be posting about Bep1er on there too)! Thank you so much to all my followers and everyone who liked, reblogged, and replied to my posts for all the support, and I’m glad we were all in this together! Please continue to support ZB1 as well as all the other trainees in whatever they go on to do! Everyone hwaiting!!

Sincerely,

haruto: so what have you been up to recently?

woonggi: leading a revolution with seo won.

haruto: good for you two! me, i've joined the yakuza.

woonggi: *nods* oh, how cool! that’s awesome!

haruto: i know! anyway, have you heard from the others? zihao?

woonggi: happily living as a hermit in the woods. ollie?

haruto: locked up in the yuehua dungeon, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. takuto?

woonggi: cult leader.

hanbin: so we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the team something about ourselves.

jiwoong: okay, my name is kim jiwoong but you can refer to me as king jiwoong.

hanbin: okay that's not happening- how about you!

seungeon: i’m yoo seungeon and i like seventeen!

hanbin: ...okay... I respect that.

matthew: my name is seok matthew and i hate being sub vocal 2, it actually sucks here...

hanbin: okay... and you...

kuanjui: love help?

ricky: financial help?

jay: emotional help?

zhang hao: help moving a body?

over me team:

hiroto: playing hide and seek.

hoetaek: where?

hanbin: you’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

kamden: it’s a murder, not a tax audit. i’ll be fine.

keita: what about shuaibo? nobody ever suspects shuaibo!

shuaibo: well, what about jongwoo? he has a gun!

jongwoo: hanbin has a knife.

seungeon: officer, please. He’s clearly not dangerous.

zhang hao: *gesturing down* look, he’s wearing crocs.

yuehuaz and police officer: *look down at gyuvin’s shoes*

cop: the crocs aren’t the issue, sir.

kum junhyeon: oh, so only roosters are allowed to start their day off screaming?

seo won: a night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

cha woonggi: ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

seo won: it won't be you.

kim taerae: why?

kum junhyeon: well, we picked you.

ricky: solution: just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. there’s at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

zhang hao: result? food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

gyuvin: no better time than this to pull out my favorite word! slunchy!

park hanbin: i wish i could pull that off

taerae: go ahead

hanbin: what?

jongwoo: he felt unsafe.

seungeon: well, now I feel unsafe.

jongwoo: i’m sorry.

jongwoo:

zhang hao: we need to get in there. I got this. ricky, give me your credit card.

ricky: *handing him his credit card*

zhang hao: *pocketing it* thanks. gunwook, kick the door down

yujin: why?

gyuvin: to get nice things. see this watch? *pointing at his wrist*

yujin: yeah

ricky: *enters the room*