NO FUCKING FIGHTING!

Ada: What's the best way to clear a paper jam?

Polly: Can we talk about the letter you sent everyone?

I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.

Scruples? Scruples, what are they? Is that those low-fat Kettle Chips?

Tommy: Grace and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Ada: when I was small -

Grace: Truth or dare?

The only reason I didn't tell you guys is because I don't value you as people.

Michael: Tommy's gonna kill me, isn't he? How fucked do you lot think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I

Ada: First, we should make a list of our enemies.

Tommy: What’s the signal if something goes wrong?

Polly: Does Tommy ever sleep?

Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon.

Tommy: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Tommy: We need to talk about -