MERCY FANPAGE

Winston: Attention please, Torbjörn Lindholm! Torbjörn Lindholm, please report to your workshop. Your jetpack is being stolen by a fat orange furred cat.

McCree: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

*Soldier 76 and Reaper skipping stones on lake*

Mercy: God, give me patience.

Mei: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Mercy, going over D.Va's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Mercy: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Sombra: Bonjour, Amelie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

McCree: *running towards Hanzo with open arms*

Genji: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

McCree: Alright Lucio, Tracer. Let's go over this one more time.

Genji: well this just happened, my fricking hand is stuck on the fridge.

Genji: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Dva: Genji won’t wake up, what do I do?

Mercy: Genji, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?