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Obi-Wan: Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Maul: Kenobi!

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„Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. Call me a softy. I dare you.“

- Obi-Wan, post Episode 1 probably.

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Obi-Wan[after Ventress is captured by Obi-Wan]: Wooh!

Ventress: Hiya, Obi.

Obi-Wan: Do you know why you’re here? Hm?

Ventress: When it comes to me and Obi-Wan Kenobi, there are a lot of possible answers to this question.

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Obi-Wan[after he cuts of Ponda Babas arm with his lightsaber at the cantina]: It’s not a party without a little drama, am I right?

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Obi-Wan(telling Luke about his father and their past): I guess all good things have to come to an end. So, we broke up. I handled it real mature. But your dad was super broke up about it.(Remembers the cut off limbs) I got an amazing new place that was all mine. (Points through his cave) It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.

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Obi-Wan: You little son of a bitch.

Anakin: Awww, Master. You’re not a bitch.

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Obi-Wan: I feel sad.

Anakin: I have emotional jumper cables! I‘ll boost you. just attach like so....

Obi-Wan: This is just a hug.

Anakin: Is it working?

Obi-Wan(smiling): Yeah.

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Quinlan Vos: Oh, Obi-Wan. You’re too beautiful to be funny.

Quinlan Vos: It’s not your fault. You never had to compensate for anything.

Obi-Wan: ....

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„Anakin is my best friend, and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 35, we'll hunt each other for sport.“

- Obi-Wan, answering to the Council on how his Padawan is doing.

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„Hello, I am Obi-Wan Kenobi. Emphasis on the Bi. You decide which one.“

- Obi-WAN, winking and being suave.

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whenever i see your posts i just hear a scratchy “K ENOBEEEEHH” from maul in the background and im s o r r y

Never be sorry. Thank you so much. I love myself a good Darth Maul anytime.

Obi-Wan: Look at you. Always working. What happened to my fun friend?

Siri: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

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Anakin: It's the most fun day of the year. Something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.

Obi-Wan: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

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„I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I’m gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.“

- Obi-WAN, after rescuing Anakin yet again from another illegal pod-race in the lower levels on Coruscant

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Obi-Wan(coming to Anakins rescue again): But, this better not bite me in the ass.

Anakin: "Better Not Bite Me in the Ass" — Name of your sex tape, but seriously, thank you so much for your help.

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Obi-Wan: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?

Anakin: "Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed". Good news everyone, we found the name of Obi-Wan‘s sex tape.

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„You know the friendship is real when there’s a rumor you’re gay for each other!“

- Obi-Wan about his bond with Anakin.

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