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Yuichiro: You're very mature for your age.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: yuuichiro you’re so fucking stupid

Guren: Guys, guess what I found!

Guren: Be careful, son-

Yuichiro: Who decided that dragons have arms? They don't need them.

Yuichiro: Fine, we'll show you that we're not prosthetic actors.

Guren: What did you do?

Yuichiro: When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others.

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Mika: Last week, Yuichiro was supposed to buy gas, but instead bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Everybody's a jerk. You, me, that jerk over there. That's my philosophy.

Lance: Hold my hand dude, we gotta prove that we are best bros.

Yoichi: I guess I'm too tough to cry.

I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.

If I get psychologically healthy, I'll lose my edge.