there's more to life than stupid boys

Eddie Munson would be a simp for every single one of you. Eddie Munson is a fictional man with very limited canon information available, but what we do know about him is that he's a nonconformist. He views the world differently than his peers.

If your excuse to be shitty to yourself is that you don't think you fit conventional beauty standards, I've got news for you, Eddie doesn't give a fuck about that. And if one more person uses his flirtation with Chrissy as a reason to hate on themselves, I will shake them. It doesn't mean he's not going to see the beauty in you if he sees the beauty in her.

Argyle just smiles and says "would be kinda hypocritical of me if it were a problem, my dude."

Jonathan gapes like a fish. "You're into guys???"

"Yeah, dude," Argyle confirms, "gender doesn't matter to me. I dig who I dig, you feel me? I mean, you didn't think I gave you that free pizza the first time you came to Surfer Boy just because, did you?"

different upside down 🔃