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ICELAND: Y'know, I do, but it doesn't always work.
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FINLAND: I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
ICELAND: Y'know, I do, but it doesn't always work.

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NORWAY: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
SWEDEN: That's a terrible idea, Doorway.
NORWAY:
NORWAY: Hey, wait a minute.
NORWAY: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
ICELAND: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.
SWEDEN: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
DENMARK: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
FINLAND: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.
NORWAY: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

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FINLAND: I brought you a nice, hot cup of coffee!
ICELAND: It tastes horrible.
FINLAND: I brought you a hot cup of coffee!
ICELAND: It’s not warm.
FINLAND: Cup of coffee!
ICELAND: I’m not even sure this is coffee.
FINLAND: Cup.
SWEDEN: Fist me, Finland.
FINLAND: I — what the fuck.
SWEDEN: [holds out fist for a fist bump]
FINLAND: Right. That’s what you — right, okay, fucking christ.
DENMARK: It’s all just a moo point.
NORWAY: A moo point?
DENMARK: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
NORWAY: [to Finland] Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
DENMARK: Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the chicken wings.
GERMANY: [confused] There - there are no chicken wings.
norway: i wasn't that drunk!
finland: you were flirting with denmark.
norway: so? he's my boyfriend!
finland: you asked if he was single, and cried when he said he wasn't.

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sweden: people actually tell their crushes they like them?
norway: what the hell do you do?
sweden: i die? what kind of question...
iceland: you ever feel like you’re being watched?
denmark: all the time. when you look this good, you have to get used to it.
denmark: [to sweden] okay, i know you're mad, but before you say anything - yes, i screwed up. and yes, you warned me. and yes, i don't know where i'm going with this. but i do know this: i have reached the end of my sentence.
norway: are you okay?
iceland: no, next question.
finland: it is important that i am both cute and powerful.

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denmark: [on a ladder] i'm scared, sve.
sweden: do you trust me, den?
denmark: yes.
sweden: come on.
denmark: [falls backwards off the ladder]
sweden: [walking away] rule number one, never trust anyone.