Totally accurate Murderverse quotes

Cinderace: Who are you?

Wario [lovingly talking about Trent at 2am]: He could kill me and I’d thank him

Model 2-E: Hey, it's good to meet you

Caleb: I'm gonna eat a rat [phone dialing sounds]

YOU DIE WHEN I KILL YOU!

You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirby's, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will NOT EVEN come in handy in my version

Wario: Is something burning?

A host: *appears in a murderer's bedroom, slow clapping*

Kellensea: You can’t think of a device like that? A device that moves things to different floors in the same building?

My little brother Ikei started dating Cutbug lately and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other sibling, Metabomb, keeps changing their icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

Today I forgot the name for cauliflower so I called it albino brocolli

basically Scott when investigating the trail of towels in EXE 2

Katana: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around eight P.M. on Friday?

Bodybuilder William Jennings Bryan: Metalworkers are wizards because they “cast” metal!

Michael: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

If I had a nickel for every time gravity momentarily turned off, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened at all.