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denver: i don't care what anyone says, the black cookie part of the oreo is the best part
professor: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side
tokyo: yo, socrates, its a fucking cookie
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berlin, knocking on the door: sergio, open up!!!
professor: well, it all started when i was a kid-
berlin: that's not what i-
nairobi: no, let him finish
helsinki: you're ignoring all your problems
tokyo: i know
helsinki: you know that's unhealthy right?
tokyo: i'm going to be ignoring that too
helsinki: why do good people die?
nairobi: well, if you're going through a garden, what flowers do you pick?
helsinki: the ugly ones
nairobi: exac- wait what?
helsinki: ugly bitches don't belong in my garden
waiter at applebee's: what would you like to order?
rio: i'll have the apple, please
waiter: sorry, sir, we don't actually sell apples here
rio, visibly frightened: alright then *gulps* i'll take the bees
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moscow: i have a really good memory, name one time i forgot something
berlin: you forgot me at a gas station one time
moscow: that was on purpose, try again
berlin: well aren't you just sugar and spice and everything nice
denver: well aren't you just rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...
berlin: no, go on. if you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and still makes sense, i'll stop talking
nairobi: good job!
denver: you're giving me a sticker?
nairobi: not just any sticker, a sticker that says "me-wow!"
denver: nairobi, i'm not a child
nairobi: fine i'll take it back then-
denver: no, back off. i earned my this
angel: this friendship is over, you think everything is a joke!!
raquel: knock knock
angel, huffing disappointedly: ...who's there
raquel, voice cracking: regret
denver: hey, who wants a tarot reading?
tokyo: these are pokémon cards
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raquel: alright, my turn to ask a question
raquel: what is your biggest weakness, professor?
professor: well, inspector, i can be quite vague
raquel: can you elaborate on that?
professor: yes
professor: i hate it when people say "if you think this is better than sex, you've clearly never had good sex" like no, clearly you've just never had good lasagna
nairobi: if me and denver were drowning, who would you save?
professor: you two can't swim?
denver: its a hypothetical question, who would you save?
professor: probably my time and effort