incorrect quotes

adonis: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

wes: thea and adonis sittin in a tree!

“I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.”

“Sometimes Milo asks “Wes, What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.”

“Unbelievable, Wes. When your powers combine, you and Adonis. are somehow even more stupid than the sum of your stupids.”

“You’re looking as spry as ever, my compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.”

izzie: i bet you thought this was just a witch.

“I can read! …Not very well but I can read! AND THOSE LETTERS… ARE BACKWARDS!”

kenna: iz, you doing alright?

izzie: if i run and leap at atlas, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

“So nice of you to greet us, Isabeau. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.”

izzie: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

izzie: do you really think i’m a great witch?

izzie, watching the news: huh. some idiot tried to fight a squid.

“One-dle plus one-dle equals... toodles!”

atlas: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

You know what, Mason? I have dreams. And sometimes in those dreams, things happen to you.