Jul 30, 2021
Adonis: I’d hate to have my identity stolen!
Milo: I’m sure they’d give it right back.
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Adonis: I’d hate to have my identity stolen!
Milo: I’m sure they’d give it right back.
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Adonis, looking at one of his younger siblings: Strong, perfect skin, incredibly handsome! It’s like looking in a mirror.
Milo: Get some Windex.
judge: i hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.
wes, as adonis’ lawyer: your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence.
adonis: yeah, i looked both ways while crossing the street. i looked both “handsome” and “radiant,” too bad i got hit by that car.
adonis: are you into milo?
wes: *sweats nervously* psh... no.
adonis: then why do you keep writing “m + w” everywhere?
wes: it stands for “may never happen” and “wishing.”
adonis:
wes: or “milky” and “way.”
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wes: *does something stupid*
adonis: thas my boi!!!
thea and milo: we’re dating these fuckers?
milo, calling wes: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TWO? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR HOURS
wes: oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, so we left and uh...
adonis, mouthing: escape room
wes: we went to an escape room!
milo: WHO THE FUCK GOES TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AFTER A BAR FIGH-
milo:
milo: you’re in jail aren’t you
adonis, picking a lock in the background: IT’S A ROOM AND WE’RE TRYING TO ESCAPE
adonis: vibe check!
wes: *fucking dies*
milo:
adonis: