Incorrect King Falls AM Quotes

Jack: I would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don’t like him

Sammy: My problem is you, Kermit. We told you to leave Emily alone, and if you don't, I swear to God, I'm gonna murder you in your sleep. I know where you live, right? I'm gonna get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them, and Granny Frickard is gonna have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around. Do you understand me?

Ron: Sammy Stevens! I want to thank you for being so ruthless and cruel on the radio the other day.

Sammy, about Grisham: Hey, we’re still gonna assassinate him, right?

Ben: You are wildly, insanely depressed.

What’s wrong, Sammy? I mean currently, we don’t have time for the whole tapestry.

Troy: We'll go with you.

When I’m feeling really fancy, I’ll make popcorn on the stove instead of in the microwave.

Emily: Ben, I'm a little concerned.

Jacob: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Lily, you’re here! I thought I heard self-righteous clomping.

Maggie: Well, now I feel like an asshole.

I wish I could put him in a giant envelope and mail him away from all the bad guys.

Robo Tim: You think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

Lily: How dumb does Sammy think we are?

Ben: Someone has to go to Beauregard and confront him.