Chain: Do you take criticism?

"you guys are fooligans. Like hooligans, but you’re just dumbasses."

Leonardo: You know what guys, we're going to win this! because we have the element of surprise!

Zapp: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Zapp: Shit!

Zapp: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Zapp: Any news?

"when it comes down to it, everything's about ghosts. except ghosts, which are about love"

Steven: It seems that someone is giving away all of our battle plans.

Marcus: [pointing at a picture of Steven] Kinda gay to make a wanted poster, why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Femt: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Zed: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, it’s bad for the environment.

Steven: Why is Zapp crying?

Leo: why are you putting garlic in your pants?

[At the office Halloween party]

Therapist: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Steven: Sometimes I wonder if I need to child proof the entirety of the office.