Practical Possum's Book Of Old Cats

Plato, making Victoria the worst flower crown anyone has ever seen: "Pretty flowers for my pretty love. Happiness and joy in my heart."

Mungojerrie: "Perhaps I stole this cool rock, perhaps it conveniently appeared in my hand. We shall never know, some mysteries do not need to be solved."

Bustopher Jones: "This is a delicious meal. I wish I didn't have the sounds of wizard cat battles outside, but who am I to judge a place's choice of ambiance?"

Bombalurina: "Somebody around here has to be beautiful enough to be a threat, and that is a duty I take with pride."

Jennyanydots: "Well, I'd love to go out tonight but I've already bundled myself up oh so nice and cosy and, well, these hats for the mice won't knit themselves."

Rum Tum Tugger: "What did you say? I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am!"

Rumpleteaser: "My brother was determined to do a little dancy dance and almost got us caught. I'd be mad if he was dancing either slightly worse or slightly better. He found the slightest safe space to avoid my anger somehow."