Practical Possum's Book Of Old Cats

Bombalurina: "I'm just trying to have fun and be pretty. But unfortunately the horrors continue and so now I'm busy dealing with that too."

Grizabella, loudly: "Oh no. Don't mind me. I'm just going to dance here. Alone. In the corner. Fabulously. By myself."

Plato: "Being with Victoria is great! There's someone who can be annoying with me when we think it's funny, and hold hands while we do it!"

Munkustrap: "I'm feeling minorly inconvenienced right now, and it feels worse than the major inconveniences I'm experiencing. Which I'm sure is nothing."

Alonzo: "I could go for a nap right now, but if I did, I'd probably not wake up in time for the things I don't want to do. Which is apparently a bad thing for some reason."

Bombalurina: "Demeter is a glowing ray of sunshine and if I ever find anyone who has ever done her even the slightest wrong I will shred them like old newspaper."

Jennyanydots: "I'd prefer to be knitting rather than going out tonight. I got into such a good flow with it, it'd be a shame to lose it."

Jennyanydots: "I feel personally victimised by the fact my cosy sunny spot keeps moving every time I get oh so comfy cosy in it."

Macavity: "I just know they're out at their stupid Ball doing stupid things and calling me evil for no reason. I want all of them to explode and die."