Cap'n Y/N: This is a mistake
En!Mark, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Cap'n Y/N: But not today.
En!Mark, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!
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Cap'n Y/N: This is a mistake
En!Mark, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Cap'n Y/N: But not today.
En!Mark, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

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i apologise for not posting any incorrect quotes in a while, been super busy this summer due to stuff! i promise that more quotes will be coming soon, just don't know when! :)
- rin!
Celci: I am at a loss for words!
Mark: (narrating) Despite being lost for words, Celci yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
Mark: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your mouth's sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing with cold. So if I eat a habanero pepper, and then chew a bunch of breath mints, they'll cancel each other out and I'll be fine!
Mark, later: Hey, guys! GUESS WHAT HELLFIRE TASTES LIKE!
Celci: Fun fact: the nerve endings for "ouch too cold" and "ouch too hot" are different! Which means they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Get wrecked, asshat.
Mark: Hey, Captain!
Captain: Hello, Mark.
Gunther: Oh, they fuckin'.
Celci: What? They're just saying hi to each other.
Mark: How are you today?
Captain: I'm doing well, how about you?
Gunther: Oh they fuckin'! Look at them sparks!
Burt: They're just...they're just talking to each other.
Mark: Captain, there's no one I trust more than you.
Captain: I'm glad to hear it, Mark...you're a very important person to me.
Burt & Celci: Oh, they fuckin'.
Gunther: OH, THEY FUCKIN'!

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Gunther: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Wug: What doesn't kill Wug better start running, because now Wug's fucking pissed.
Eng!Mark: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Gunther: (mouth full of food) No.
Eng!Mark: Then why are your pants covered in powdered sugar?
Gunther: That's cocaine.
En!Mark, holding a rock:Β The Captain just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Allu:Β If you don't marry them, I will.
Captain: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!
Burt: Starfruit?
Captain: So close! That is a shape <3

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Captain: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Wug: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Eng!Mark: Sometimes, I donβt realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Captain: I have met some of the most insufferable people in this multiverse. But they also met me.
Bandit: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Celci: [hits Mark with a broom]
Eng!Mark: What do you think you're doing?!
Celci: Cleaning.
Y/N: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Murder!Mark: Honestly, not much.