Incorrect Zodiac Quotes

Aries: I'm glad you agreed to exercise with me! I got us both gym membership cards!

Virgo: something bad happened.

Aquarius: How the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I just got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since.

Virgo: We need a plan.

Virgo: I hope you know what you’re doing.

Aries: Get off my back, grandpa!

Pisces: Why are you crying?

Taurus: *fast forwarding the movie*

Scorpio: You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Aquarius, looking at Leo: This person has the absolute worst personality I have ever encountered. They’re rude, they’re narcissistic, they can’t read. Would I like to hang out with them? No.

Libra: So, Cap, do you have a significant other?

Taurus: I concede I was wrong about this one.

Aries: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Gemini: okay listen i know i said i’d rather meet batman than spiderman but i forgot to take into account that i am already batman, so i’d definitely like to change my answer to spiderman if possible

Taurus: I can't imagine how this could get any worse