Incorrect HOBAL Quotes

Bard: Name’s Bard.

“The only thing worse than a traitor is a snitch”

“I’m not going to accidentally punch you in the face. I’m not that unaware.”

“I’ve cut off more fingers than you even have, buddy.”

Eva and Danny: Leah, you're going to therapy!

Leah: Ellie says I have to wear black to make her "pop."

Ailsa: Every single day on every single subway car, there's lots of ladies in New York City.

Leah: They have crime in Boston, right?

Leah: What, are you scared?

“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Elias: How are you ever going to marry a nice man like Gibson?

“Don’t be afraid of hot glue! The worst it can do is take off your finger print; then you can get away with murder!”

Charlie: You’re cheating!

Takima: Promise me you won’t do anything stupid?

“Sometimes it’s okay to swipe shit to make a point.”