Incorrect Henry Danger Quotes

Charlotte: I regret buying you a blender.

Schwoz: I just ended a five year relationship.

Jeff: I ain’t talking.

Charlotte: *watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Thank you, but your services will not be needed tonight, resealable tab on the Oreo’s package.

Henry: Hey do you want to hear a chemistry joke?

Schwoz: *ordering cake over the phone*

I haven't killed myself yet, so lets see how much further we can go.

If women were flies, I’d be a big rotten boar carcass.

Jasper: Hey Henry, how do you want your coffee?

It’s all fun and games until a kid dies. Then it’s hilarious!

Jasper: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Henry: *has a problem*

You look stupid. Everyone else thinks you look stupid. God thinks you look stupid. Stop.

Henry, after being bitten by a werewolf: Think my parents will notice?

Piper: This year, I lost my dear frenemy Jasper.

Ray: It’s time for plan B.