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Bartleby was childhood friends with both Father/Benedict and Monty, was a member of the Kids Next Door, and grew up to be an adult ally/ambassador of the KND, but he and Father are still romantically involved, they just keep their “business”/rivalry separate from their relationship lmao

they also live separately and share custody of the Delightful Children despite not being divorced. for the shenanigans

mid college Bartleby moved away and they lost touch for a while, returned years later and proposed to Benedict out of the GATE and bro folded immediately. this concept is just very funny to me.

when they got married everyone from every side was invited to the wedding and had to play nice for the day. they had fun