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Ivy: you're sick so you need to stay in bed

Harley: if I were sick could I do this?

Ivy looking at Harley laying completely still: what are you doing

Harley: cartwheels, am I not doing them?

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Ivy: I can make him better (harley) I can make him worse (Selina) well I have an army of flora and I can make him dead

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Harley: oh hey, I got an award for most rules broken

Ivy: that's not an award harls that's an angry letter from gordon

Harley: it has the word 'most' in it so I'm counting it as an award

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Harley: Pammy im in love with you!

Ivy: you're drunk

Harley: I can be both

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Harley: dont worry i have a few knives up my sleves

Ivy: i think you meen tricks

Harley, bleeding: i do not

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Ivy: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Ivy: exept you harley you're an angel ❤

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Harley: SELINA HELP I TOLD IVY ID COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK

Selina pouring milk directly into a cereal bag: and you thought i could help?

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Ivy: Some one will die.

Harley:

Harley: She's right

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Harley: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Ivy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Ivy: i will let you behind the wheel under one condition

Harley: eyes open?

Ivy: eyes open.

Selina: Eyes Open!?!?

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Harley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Ivy: Alright, what's 30x17?

Harley: 47

Ivy: That's not even close.

Harley: But it was fast.

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Harleen: So what do you do?

Ivy: I work in botanical research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers

Harleen: Wow, impressive.

Ivy: Then I'll move on to leos

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Ivy: Okay, fine truth or dare?

Harley: Truth!

Ivy: How many hours have you slept this week?

Harley:

Harley: ...Dare

Ivy: Go to bed.

Harley: I don’t like this game.

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Harley: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Ivy: You would eat yourself?

Harley: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Ivy, talking to Harley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Harley: You bet!

Ivy: At what temperature?

Harley: 535.

Ivy: That's the clock.

Harley:

Ivy:

Harley: 536.

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Ivy: Where are you going?

Harley: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Ivy: I just had the most amazing day ever!

Harley: I’m happy to hear that! But why was it so amazing?

Ivy: I ran into your ex that won’t leave you alone!

Harley: Why is that so amazing…?

Ivy: With my car.

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