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Sam Loomis: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’d lost over the years.

Karen: you have anger management problems. it’s like a disease.

Michael: When you’ve been a murderer as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

*from inside the house*

Karen: Ally, you’ll never get a husband by being sarcastic.

Laurie: I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right Karen?

Michael Myers: I could kill you if I wanted to, Laurie.

Ray: good responses to being stabbed?

Karen Strode: you have a tendency to overreact.

Laurie Strode: bitch.

Michael Myers: Laurie is an oven.