Incorrect Graceland Quotes

Briggs: What would you say are your three best qualities?

Mike: If I run and leap at Briggs, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

Mike: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Briggs: In 10 years, I can guarantee I will be Mike's second husband.

Jakes: Johnny, don't say a word.

Mike: [walking down stairs] Is something burning...?

Johnny: Parlay. My room. Five minutes.

Johnny: How are you gonna come out, Mike?

Jakes: Shoot him! He's the clone!

Mike: Briggs, in your professional opinion, how do I die?

Jakes, tipsy: let's talk about white people

Mike: Everyone stop arguing and help me with this crossword. I need a four letter word for disappointment.

Jakes: Excuse me. I lost my friend Johnny. Can I make an announcement?

Mike: We need to talk.

If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.