Incorrect Garashir (with a side of Jiles)

Garak: You might not know this, Julian, but I am a flawed person. Julian: I do know that.

Julian: Do you think sex without love is a sin? Garak: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Garak: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Garak: "What are you into?" is such a broad question dear Doctor, would you like me to reply with a series of novels, or choking?

Garak: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Garak: JULIAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Garak: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

Odo: Do you have ANY idea what’s going on outside?! Quark: Judging by your outrage, I’d guess someone’s having fun?

Miles: You saved me! Why? Garak: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Garak: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Julian: All the time. Garak: Then you should be used to it by now.

Quark: I would do anything for money. *later* Quark, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Garak: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page. Garak: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”. Julian: That’s not even clever.

Garak: I don't dab. I stab.

Garak: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights Odo!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Julian: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Garak, texting: O Julian: What? Garak: Don’t read into that. Julian: But I will read into that. Garak: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER! Julian: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? Garak: Really? Garak: It’s a fucking letter. Julian: It could stand for something! Garak: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE! Julian: Like Oppression! Or worse… Garak: My dear doctor, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/ Julian: Optometrist. Garak: …

Garak: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.