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Niles: If I didn't know better, Frasier, I'd say you were scared.

Frasier: Oh please, scared?

*absolute silence*

Frasier: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

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Daphne: So, apparently Doctor Crane is in love with me.

Roz: *Instantly* Marry me so we can ruin his life.

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Niles: We have a problem.

Martin: No, you have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Roz: Why do you wear so much black?

Lilith: I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

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Frasier: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Lilith: That depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Frasier: Yes.

Lilith: Then I'd sleep.

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Bulldog: *Walks in with his hands pressed to his temples*

Frasier: Headache?

Bulldog: No, superglue.

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Roz: I don’t really ‘date’. I would call it a series of mind-blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.

Roz: Men were there too, but this isn't about them.

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Daphne: What's the plan, we just hide in here forever?

Martin: Not forever, just until Frasier calms down.

Niles: So...forever?

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Niles: I could get lost in Daphne's eyes.

Frasier: You could get lost walking in a straight line.

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Lilith: That's a fascinating story, Frasier. Any chance it's nearing its end?

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*Around season 7*

Niles: I have to confess...my feelings for Daphne may be resurfacing.

Frasier: Please. They were buried in a shallow grave.

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Frasier: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Daphne: Thank you Doctor Crane, I owe you one.

Niles: That's alright. You can just marry me and we'll call it even.

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*at the museum*

Frasier: Michelangelo painted this.

Martin: I'm not stupid, son. I know the Ninja Turtles aren't real.

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Roz: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Martin: Isn't that the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?

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Niles: No, I don't need to see a doctor. I'm a doctor, and I've diagnosed myself with an acute case of "everything's fine".

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Frasier: How insecure do you think I am?

Frasier: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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