Incorrect Lines (And Forbidden AU)

Veil: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

Veil: gets set on fire and screams in agony Veil: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Echo: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

Vincent, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Vincent, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Storm, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

Lick, tearing up the room: Where are they? Lick, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Lick: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Incubeus: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Rocky, looking at a shutdown Chudoku: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Buttercup: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Yorak: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

Huebert: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Maize: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

Archie: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

Eve: So what's for dinner? Raynold, staring at the food he burnt: Regret

Rocky: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Autumn: How am I supposed to know? Yorak: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Autumn: *sighs* You wouldn't be trapped

Fay: I think we're missing something Archie: Teamwork? Rocky: Cohesion? Maize: A general sense of what we're doing?