Things ZB1 Totally Said

Ricky: You know, my last braincell is heart shaped Gunwook, tapping Ricky's head: There are BRAINCELLS in there???

Matthew, unbuttoning shirt: It's really hot in here Jiwoong: Yes, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

Taerae: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Matthew: Punch him in the stomach, and then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him Gyuvin: Tackle him Ricky: Dump him Yujin: Kick him in the shin Gunwook: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down!

Zhang Hao: Hello, nice to meet you! This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin! Hanbin: You have got to stop introducing me like that Hanbin: We're married

Hanbin: Hey, what time is it? Taerae: No idea. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out Taerae: *Blows saxophone loudly* Zhang Hao, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM?! Taerae: It's 2am

Hanbin: *Hits all the buttons on the elevator* Hanbin, to Zhang Hao: So, tell me about yourself

Gyuvin: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Ricky: How am I supposed to know? Gunwook: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Ricky: *Sighs* Ricky: You wouldn't be trapped.

Zhang Hao: What's up with Matthew? He's been lying on the floor for, like, an hour Hanbin: He's just a little overwhelmed Zhang Hao: Why? Hanbin: Taerae giggled

Jiwoong: I'm dad inside Jiwoong: I mean dead Jiwoong, glancing at ZB1 members: No I don't

Zhang Hao: I filled the studio with the smoke machine Hanbin: Why would you do that? Zhang Hao: Bored

Matthew: Weddings are crazy expensive, so Taerae and I will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am

Gyuvin: Hey guys, just a friendly reminder Gyuvin: Just because the bathbomb smells like strawberries, doesn't mean it tastes like strawberries Ricky: Ricky: Did you EAT one of my bathbombs?

Jiwoong: So, what are the WakeOne Monopoly house rules? Taerae: If the game goes for longer than four hours, you have the legal right to kill whoever suggested playing

Yujin: Are you okay? You’re tearing up a lot Hanbin, crying because of Yujin’s pureness: Oh, I’m just allergic to angels Yujin: How are you alive if you’re allergic to yourself? Hanbin, still crying: *Wheezes*

Ricky: Gunwook can't be good at everything Gyuvin: Maybe he's a bad kisser? Taerae: No, he's good at that too Ricky: ...What? Taerae: What?