ESO but wrong

Nocturnal: Having kids is expensive and boring, plus they will live with you for 18 years. Befriending crows, however, is cheap and exciting. They will bring you gifts and there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you.

Laena: Maybe the true Planemeld was the friends we made along the way.

Cindia: I’m full of rage and dangerously stupid, but the Divines are holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten.

Laena: *runs into the room, clearly panicked* Ayrenn: What did you do? Laena: NOBODY DIED! Ayrenn: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Posts will probably be slower for a little bit! I need to find time to find/make more quotes ;^;

Jakarn: Eh, Cindia, do you have 3,000 gold? Cindia: Why do you need 3,000 gold? Jakarn: For an escape room. Cindia: What kind of escape room costs 3,000 gold? Jakarn: Jail.

Raz: And this one said no, you know, like a liar

Laena, pointing at her chest: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.

Clavicus Vile: Clavicus Vile: i think i will cause problems on purpose

Raz: This one has been sick all week and he is way too hopped up on cold meds to have any capacity for new research, self awareness, or remorse.