Incorrect Empire LRP Quotes

I sure wish the other nations were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without their help?

Urizen: We all thought you were dead. Where the hell were you?

Wintermark: What’s yours?

Navarr: The Druj! So glad you could make it. We were just about to play Twister. It involves me twisting your neck until it snaps.

Dawn: Who are you?

Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?

Marchers: Why is Dawn lying face-down on the floor?

Urizen: Do you love us?

League: How did it feel, losing Spiral?

Wintermark: It’s time to turn the Empire into a true capitalist hellscape!

*All Imperial historical records going up in a big massive inferno*

Brass Coast: The Jotun have invaded through the Kahraman mountains!

Wintermark: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Empire Players: *Saturday Morning Battle* This next cup of coffee will fix me.