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(21st Century Emergency!) Roy: *throws rocks at John’s window* John: *loudly* Roy, you have a phone for a reason! *loud bang* John: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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John: Can you please take out the trash this time?

Chet: Sure! Where do you want to go?

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John: I've got a problem.

Roy: Here's a solution to your problem.

John: I don't want a solution, I want to continue having the problem.

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Cap: “Go ahead and introduce yourselves” Chet: “My name is Chester with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-” Cap: “Stop, stop, stop. Where?” Chet: “Hmm?” Cap: “Where’s the B?” Chet: *sudden panic* “There’s a bee?”

(Submitted by drunk-fairytale)

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Roy: *to John* Hold up, you injured your head? What were you doing?

Chet: He was practicing looking cool too much and bumped his head against the mirror.

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John and Roy: *driving in the squad*

John: Hey Roy, you ever realize that CPR is basically hitting a person until they live again?

Roy: ...

John: ...

John: Well do you?

Roy: I do now.

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John: Hey, thanks for inviting me over!

Roy: I didn't invite you over, you just show up to my house a lot.

John: *waves hand* I don't need a history lesson, Roy. What's for breakfast?

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Cap: Kelly, why are you sitting there polishing a nozzle with Henry’s ear?

Chet: Because it’s too awkward if I try to do it holding him at the Engine

Mike: Besides - Henry’s ears give the brass the best finish.

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Hey folks! This message is to let you know about this new blog. In case you’re confused, this blog will post incorrect or rather unofficial quotes, even quotes from other media that will be customized to fit the characters. There will be posts to enjoy, and the option for any fan out there to submit their own quotes they think should’ve been in the show. It can go anywhere really, and I think submissions will be the most welcome. I know there’s people out there who think Mike didn’t get enough speaking lines. I know I’m not the only one!

So, let’s create some quotes together and celebrate this old-ass show!

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Can I be thrilled that there is an active Emergency blog!!

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You most certainly can! :)

We also have a couple more in fact! There's @kasperaura, @fromoneto51, and @wt51.

My blog is always taking submissions if you ever have a quote you want to submit!

John: And how do you think you'll stop me?

Chet: I'll tell Roy.

John: ...

John: You wouldn't.

Which then causes the following exchange.,Roy: John .. NoJohn: Yes!Roy: John - I mean it. No!John: John - yes!!Roy: I mean it, Johnny. No.John: Awww.. But Roy... It's a good idea!Roy: Don't make me tell Cap.

#a part 2 to this!#emergency!

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John: And how do you think you'll stop me?

Chet: I'll tell Roy.

John: ...

John: You wouldn't.

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Joanne: What do you have!?

Chris: A knife!

Joanne: NO!

Roy: Why does he have a knife?

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Chet: I've got it all under control!

John: Uh...is that why that snowboard is on fire?

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New Nurse: Why is Doctor Brackett so mean?

Dixie: I guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it.

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Chet: I never really realized how tall you are, Cap. What do you see up there?

Cap: *heavy sigh* Everyone's flaws.

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Mike: Converses are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but darn if they don't look good.

Also Mike: I love my 1920s factory worker shoes.

Also Mike: My doctor says the lack of arch is ruining my knees, but I think it's mostly the job.

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*at Rampart* Roy: Hey Dix- Dix: 3rd floor. They should be by around room 320 by now. He’s going to be sorely disappointed because she started here after a move from Indiana to LA with her fiancé. Also, your victim is going to be just fine. Roy: … Nice talking to you too, Dix.

(Submitted by unofficialweatherguru)

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