Incorrect Quotes of the Electroclan

Gervaso: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Michael: ...I did. I broke it.

Gervaso: No. No you didn't. Zeus?

Zeus: Don't look at me. Look at Jack!

Jack: What?! I didn't break it.

Zeus: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jack: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Zeus: Suspicious.

Jack: No it's not!

Ostin: If it matters, probably not, but Taylor was the last one to use it.

Taylor: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Ostin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Taylor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Ostin!

Michael: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Gervaso.

Gervaso: No! Who broke it?!

Jack: Gervaso... Quentin's been awfully quiet.

Quentin: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Jack: What's that, bro?

Zeus: One True Bro

Jack: Yeah bro how did you know?

Zeus: You lift my heart whenever you're around, bro.

Zeus: I can't do that, bro. You're my brohana.

Jack: Bro.

Michael: Why?

Michael: It mostly involves not dying!