Incorrect Doki Doki Quotes

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FeMC: Yep. Got patched back in and everything.

MC: Does that make us twins?

FeMC: I suppose so. We both have memories of hanging out with Sayori and all.

MC: We also both lack faces.

FeMC: I was going to ask about that…

MC: So, you can fulfill my duties as the player character?

FeMC: Obviously.

MC: So long, sucker! *proceeds to run, only to be grabbed by the tie by Monika*

Monika: *cheerfully* You know I won’t let you go that easily!

MC: How do you always know?!

FeMC: *slowly edging towards the door* I think I’m just gonna…

Natsuki: ...Hot?

Monika: An addiction that sometimes feels like it’s the only thing getting me through the day but really, in the long run, it’s just bad for my health.

Yuri: Too real...

Monika: Is this really necessary?

MC: I just want to be sure that I understand this properly. So, you thought that we should try to recruit more members.

Monika: Yes.

MC: You decided that we would therefore need more students.

Monika: That I did.

MC: So you decided to try to search for dummied out files.

Monika: Yes…

MC: And somehow that led to…

Monika: Sayori being converted to pocket-size, yes! I’m working on it!

MC: And where is Sayori right now?

Monika: Having the best day of her life.

*Meanwhile*

Natsuki: How are you able to eat whole cookies so quickly?! You’re like three inches tall!

Yuri: I beg your pardon?

Natsuki: I’m now familiar with Lovecraft’s creations.

Yuri: You read a cosmic horror story? Natsuki, I’m so h–

Natsuki: I read a romantic comedy manga called Necronomicon: Book of Love. Cthulhu is such a sweet girl! And I love how Azathoth is always on the verge of falling asleep. I do kinda wonder about Yog-Sothoth’s ability to just show up anywhere, but his romance with Shub-Niggurath is so cute!

Yuri: *eye twitching* Oh? And what, perchance, is the primary romance of this series?

Natsuki: Cthulhu and a girl named Cap Johansen. They’re both so pretty and they look cute together…! Yuri? You okay?

MC: Didn’t Yuri already get them down from the top shelf?

Natsuki: Different thing. Sayori has found my backup cookie jar.

MC: I’ll help you make some more later. For now, I’ll get you a cookie from the vending machine.

Natsuki: No, I want them back.

MC: That is not a fight we’ll win.

Natsuki: Are you afraid of taking cookies from her?

Natsuki: MC is definitely the impostor.

MC: What? Why me? I was literally just doing the card swipe!

Natsuki: A likely story! The body was right there!

MC: I don’t even know who died! Oh, Yuri.

Natsuki: Yeah, Yuri! I found her in the room with you!

Ayano: It could be Monika.

Monika: I was with you the whole time!

Natsuki: I’m telling you all, it’s gotta be MC! Sayori, you were in the room with the cameras, what did you see?

Sayori: Huh? Oh, I didn’t see anything. I was figuring out how to use the vents. You made it look so easy, but I keep messing up, somehow!

Natsuki:

MC:

Monika:

Ayano:

Sayori: What?

Natsuki: No.

Yuri:

Natsuki: What did you do?

Yuri: Well now I’d rather not say…

Natsuki: Yuri…

Yuri: Please remember that we are very dear to one another, despite our frequent arguments.

Natsuki: Yuri…

Yuri: I might have directed Sayori to the Parfait Girls cookie jar you hid from her. She tricked me! She had Monika change her text box to have your name!

Natsuki:

Yuri:

Natsuki:

Yuri: Natsuki? Dear?

Natsuki: Yuri?

Yuri: Yes?

Natsuki: I’m going to give you to the count of ten to run.

Yuri:

Natsuki: One. Two. Three…

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MC: …Why would you do that?

Monika: To see what happens.

Sayori: Let me try! *whispers* Darn. Shoot. Dang. Nice!

Yuri: Cursing is for those with small minds than can’t think of better words.

Natsuki: *inhales deeply*

Monika: *nodding in agreement* By all means, bring it on!

Natsuki: I’m fictional. Like, actually fictional. Right?

Monika: *smiling* Fake as a mannequin. And now, you’re a dating sim option.

Natsuki: And just how did that happen to me?

Monika: *frowns* Come on, didn’t you ever play a dating sim in your backstory?

Natsuki: Uh, well yeah. Of course.

Monika: Then there’s your answer.

Natsuki:

Monika:

Natsuki: Um…is that all?

Monika: What?

MC: I know that it’s weird hearing that from me, but it’s being evil for a good cause…

Monika: No, no. I just wanted to make sure that I heard you right. You want me to use my powers for evil?

MC: For a good cause, but yes. It’s not like this is something I say everyday.

Monika: Yeah, but I thought I was daydreaming again. I’m in, obviously.

MC: You daydream about being told to use your powers for evil?

Monika: Absolutely

MC: Dear god…