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Alan Grant is the type of guy who says they are absolutely not keeping the puppy/kitten that someone brings home…only to be found having a nap with said adorable furball later.

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Kelly; "You love me, right Dad?"
Ian; "Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I'm not gonna like."
Wu; "You're questioning my methods?"
Ian; "I'm not questioning it. I'm saying it's stupid."
Owen; "You love me!"
Claire; "I do, against my better judgement."
Ian; "I'm a very moderate, peaceful person."
Alan; "Yesterday you threw a chair at Dodgson."
Ian; "And that was a very moderate, peaceful compromise from the table that I was about to throw at him."

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Ellie; “Come on, I gotta show you something.”
Ellie; (turns around)
Alan; “Nice.”
Ellie; “That’s not it, but thank you.”
Claire; "How do I run in heels? Faster than you, that's for sure."
Ian; “Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs” is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my kid with a saltwater home aquarium."
Ian; "I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?"
Alan; "You sound like the start of a Batman villain."
dr alan grant and dr ellie sattler really just went to an island to check out some dinosaurs and came back with two kids and another boyfriend. like sure they might all be traumatized now but overall this is a net gain

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dr alan grant going to an island full of live dinosaurs, accidentally adopting two kids, and having his bisexual awakening via dr ian malcolm:
Rewatched JP to lift my spirits and sharing some favourite Dinot3 and Alan Grant screencaps
He's so soft for her (he's just a softy in general who acts tough)
Ian; *Growls at the cute dino scientists*
Ellie; *he's so weird, can we keep him?*
Alan geeking out over dinos so much he collapses, my beloved.
The goth and his sunshines
Science! And intense eye contact!
Alan's proud smirk. He loves her so much!!!
"Okay, what'd I touch?" So cute. His being a tech jinx is adorable.
Softy! Absolute softy! He's so gentle with them. My heart! "What if the dinosaur comes back while we're all asleep?" "I'll stay awake." "All night?" "All night."
That smirk again. Dumbass dad joke to break the tension.
This!
(JP3 canon doesn't exist for me. They got married and Charlie and the baby girl are their kids)
My heart is never getting over how awkward and distant Alan is with Tim and Lex at first and then just instinctively becomes so patient, gentle and protective with them.
Alan; "I was voted “Biggest nerd” in high school."
Ian; "I was voted “Most likely to become a clown."
Ellie; "You think that’s bad? I was voted “Most likely to get rabies".
(Conversation in the jeep be like)
Ian; "Can we talk? One Ellie simp to another."
Alan; "I’m her boyfriend and you’re a loser, but continue."

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(after a few beers)
Billy; “Choose one, ass or tits.”
Alan; “Where's the option for personality.”
Ian; (checking out Alan’s butt) “Ass.”
Ellie; “I always knew you'd get me.”
Alan; (texting Ellie) “Please give me words of encouragement so I don’t murder someone right now.” Ellie; “There are no fossil excavations in prison.”
Alan; “Thank you.”