Incorrect Dex Hamilton Quotes

Dex: If I had a nickel for every time I found out one of my employees was secretly an illegal military experiment. I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Zap: The path to true inner peace starts with four little words. Not my fucking problem.

Jenny: Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it

Tung: Now, do I make mistakes? Yes. But the question is: do I make the same mistakes twice? Yes. Sometimes 25 times in a row!

Dex: Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies!

Dex: Tung I believe you are capable of so much more. Tung: I’m really not.

Zap: You like me? You like my personality? Jenny: I was surprised, too.

Dex: I apologise for Zap's actions, something I find myself doing quite frequently.

Zap: We had nothing to do with it. But we would have if they asked.

Zap: I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president, based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Zap: Do you and Jane ever argue, Dex? Dex: No. Jane and I never argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

Dex: I’m leaving now. Jenny is in charge. I’ve left nores for each of you with instructions Zap: Mine just says Zap no Dex: and you can apply that to any situation

Tung: Do you just constantly have your own little side adventures? Bream: Yes. Tung: Me too!

Dex: You know it’s not the end of the world to feel things? Zap: I guess not, but it’s up there.

Jenny: I am a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do. Zap: You never apologize. Jenny: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.

Dex: Thanks for coming, Jenny. I’m so glad you’re here to support me. Jenny: It’s no problem. I’m always ready to help you. Dex: And thank you for coming Zap, even though I specifically told you not to. Zap: My pleasure.