another one

McQueen: I give up; he's impossible.

McQueen: How many "get out of jail free" cards does a guy get?

Dooley: Remember to water my plants thrice daily, but do not speak to them or they will not shut up. Especially Jim.

McQueen: Last time I left you alone with Emily you put her in the microwave.

McQueen: Are you sure this water is holy?

Raxa: Google "missing foot"? That was your plan?

Dooley: Before we get started we always like to ask a few preliminary questions. Standard stuff.

Dooley: And I jumped off the roof unscathed.

McKing: When I first met you, I did not like you.

McQueen: I'm still not convinced, Dooley. How can you be absolutely certain?

McQueen: We didn't do anything wrong; we didn't break any laws. Oh, no! Oh, no! What-- What did you do, Dooley?

Dooley: You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time.

McQueen: That rock is sprayed with arterial red!

Dooley: First the stick, then the carrot.

McQueen: We find the mystery lover, we find her.