October 15th! Zane Garrett's birthday! Its really just an excuse to buy a giant cookie
todays bird

pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic đŞŠ
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
tumblr dot com


JBB: An Artblog!


blake kathryn
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Iraq

seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Sweden

seen from United States

seen from Germany
@incorrectcutandrunquotes
October 15th! Zane Garrett's birthday! Its really just an excuse to buy a giant cookie

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Harrison: If you could go anywhere or see anything, what would you choose?
Ty: Anything I want?
Harrison: Yup.
Ty: Horses on a trampoline.
Henninger: This is foolish. You only delay your death.
Zane: Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies.
Zane: Do you have any shaving cream?
Ty: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Zane: Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Ty: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
My problem with the X-Files show is the alleged military involvement in alien cover ups. Thereâs always a black ops team hiding or killing aliens. You want me to believe that thereâs a group of soldiers that knows there are aliens and didnât tell anyone? We couldnât keep the SEAL who shot Bin Laden from opening his mouth and you think a bunch of privates know there are aliens and kept it a secret? As an NCO I couldnât keep my Joes from telling their stripper girlfriends the grid coordinates of our next op and you want me to believe they can keep their mouth shut about aliens?
Ty Grady

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Annie, about Ty: Heâs covered in blood again. Why is it heâs always covered in blood?
Zane: Looks like itâs his own, this time.
Nick: Kelly, I need the-
*Kelly hands him his laptop*
Nick: Oh, also, I didn't have a chance to-
*Kelly hands him coffee*
Nick: Marry me?
Kelly: I took care of that too. We've been married for the last three years.
-Part and Parcel-
Mrs. OâFlaherty: Oh stop whining.
Nick: I got hit by a car!!
Mrs. OâFlaherty: [mocking] âI got hit by a car!â
Mrs. OâFlaherty: Get over it!
Julian: Why do I kill?
Blake: Preston asks himself that every day.
Preston: No, I know why.
-Divide and Conquer-
Zane: Let's go over what we know about all of these terrorist incidents.
Ty: Are we calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time yesterday when we almost died."

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Ty: Ah, Garrett, I hope you don't mind. I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice!
Zane: I was downstairs for two minutes. We're playing Monopoly.
Ty: I may have made a few risky investments.
Nick: He tried to build, and I quote, "A tower worthy of my sorcery," out of 20 stacked hotels. On Jail.
Kelly: You look weird.
Nick: So do you. ...That's a lie. You always look beautiful.
Ty: What you are is a fucking tragedy, Zane Garrett. You literally couldn't be a bigger mess.
Zane: And you like that?
Ty: I love it.
Zane: Why?
Ty: Because we match.
Zane: Iâm not rich. My family is rich.
Ty: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.
-At some point after Stars & StripesâŚ-
Ty:Â Technically, I have never lost a fight with a tiger.
Zane:Â Youâve also technically never lost a fight with me, but that doesnât mean I wouldnât gut you for this stupid comment.
(source: tumblr)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
McCoy: Agents, the United States government is not in the business of interfering in other peopleâs affairs.
Ty and Zane: ...........
Ty and Zane: ...........
Ty: Since when, sir?
A Lunchable is a charcuterie if youâre not a fucking classist.
Ty Grady, Stars and Stripes