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Sting: WHAT is pirate music I'm crying
Auel: You know. Yo ho ho sounding music. Straight up pirate shit.
Sting: I can't live like this.
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Auel: How do I stop loving pirate music?
Sting: WHAT is pirate music I'm crying
Auel: You know. Yo ho ho sounding music. Straight up pirate shit.
Sting: I can't live like this.

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Stellar: I love sleepovers!
Shinn: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the Minerva's sickbay.
Stellar: Then why do I have this cool nightgown?
Shinn: That's a hospital gown.
Stellar: Truth or dare?
Shinn:
Stellar:
Rey: Dare.
Kira: How do you sleep at night?
Nicol: Very well, thank you.
Athrun: Alone.
Dearka: How should I know? I'm asleep.
Yzak: Like I never committed all the murders.
Clotho: I'd sleep better if Azrael was dead.
Shani: Very comfortably with my Lacus Clyne body pillow.
Orga: With my eyes open.
Miguel: My astrology sign says I shouldn't...
Rusty: Paranoid and cautious.
Nicol: There's no problem the Le Creuset team can't solve!
Yzak: There's no problem we can't create.
Rusty: I prefer to think things through.
Athrun: I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

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Shinn: Despite having an IQ of one, I am still alive guys.
Cagalli: I have to inform you that itβs impossible to have one IQ. You are smarter than that.
Shinn: So you're just gonna come into the PLANTs and tell me I'm too stupid to exist?
Shinn: Oh hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage!
Auel, rollerblading into the hangar wearing sunglasses and holding a Blue Hawaii: Neo you're not gonna fucking believe this
Shinn: So yesterday Athrun pointed at me with a ruler.
Rey: So?
Shinn: He said "there's an idiot at the end of this ruler."
Rey: You got thrown in the brig because he called you an idiot?
Shinn: No I got thrown in the brig for asking which end.
Athrun: You're violent.
Auel: Yeah but I'm short so it's adorable.

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Rusty: At my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.
Rusty: ...Nevermind, Athrun says I can't do that.
Auel: I'm tired of people telling me to "go to the hospital" and that I've "lost a lot of blood." It's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
Nicol: My bones hurt, I wish I didn't have any.
Yzak: That can be arranged.
Nicol: Wait what -
Athrun: STAY AWAY FROM NICOL'S BONES!
Kira: Lacus told me that instead of being sad I should "go get it, girl." So I am going to go get it, girl.
Athrun: Get what?
Kira: I don't know. I will get everything, just to be safe.
Shinn: You wanna live in Orb? You wanna live life in the fast lane?
Shinn, stuck in traffic: GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT!!

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Shinn: Auel, where are you going?
Auel: Well that depends, Shinn. When I die, probably hell, but right now I'm going to the bathroom.
Auel: Just started my juice cleanse yesterday and went for a hike!
Sting: Bullshit. What did you really do?
Auel: ...drank three bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.