Aren't these quotes from high school English class?

oh my god can i draw some of ur gatsby posts i’m Wheezing

Can u pls do more Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn cause they’re rlly funny (p.s. luv ur acc). Oh also great gatsby is great 2.

Judge: Jack Dawkins, how do you plead?

Alphonse Frankenstein: I love all my children equally.

The fact that almost 300 people follow this astounds me especially since I have long gaps of noncontent.

could you do some about 1984?

Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you for all your continued support, unfortunately it was all for nothing!

Houston, I have so many problems.

The Creature: Why is it that whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?

Jordan: I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.

Victor, when destroying the body of the female monster: The risk I took was calculated.

Léonce: Oh sorry I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich!

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Macbeth: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.

The Ghost of Christmas Present: Look at this child. If you don’t change your ways, he’ll die. He will be missed terribly by his loving family.