overheard in a dark laboratory

Moreau: "I don't miss other people being on my island. I do miss getting other people to do things for me though. If only there was a convenient solution to both of these simultaneously."

Nurse Hypochondrianna: "I wish I could 'I'm just a girl' my way out of this, but unfortunately I have a degree and am good at my job."

West; "I have a sneaking suspicion that my reanimated corpses are unionisng. I'd be more annoyed of it didn't mean I was succeeding."

Jekyll: "So many things are weird right now, I can't even tell what is or isn't a Hyde thing anymore."

West: "I didn't 'leave my Assistant behind at the scene of a crime', that sounds, like, mean or whatever. We were just, you know, strategically keeping our distance from each other to not seem suspicious. He's just doing it from a cage. Strategically."

Frank N Furter: "Well, I did none of the things I planned to do today, but I did look fabulous so it was a successful day all the same."

Nurse Hypochondrianna: "Is it not enough that I look good in my uniform and have a life outside of work? What do you mean I have to pretend to care about sick people too?"

Frankenstein, looking at the Creature, so overtired he thinks anything is funny: "Well, if this science business doesn't work for me, I could get a fine job in sewing."