the dozenth incorrect bsd quotes blog probably

Dazai: Are you gonna snitch? Chuuya: Damn right, I'm gonna snitch. Dazai: Okay. What do you want? Chuuya: To snitch. Dazai: No. What do you want from me? Chuuya: To be there when I snitch.

Atsushi: I hate the term sexually active. I'm sexual but I'm not active with it. Atsushi: It's prejudice against pillow princesses, and I think it's time we fix our language to be more inclusive. Kunikida: The question was "what do you want for lunch?"

Dazai: You know, they say a divorce isn't a relationship breaking up, it's that it's complete Atsushi: I just asked you to do the dishes... Dazai: Yeeeah, but I probably cheated on you at some point today Atsushi: Can one of them do the dishes?

Dazai: Kunikida gave me an envelope with instructions not to open it until 2027 on it. Dazai: Inside was a list of reasons I can't be trusted to follow simple instructions.

Akutagawa: Chuuya, your husband is here. Chuuya: I don't have a husband, call the police. Dazai, walking in: Your ex-husband. Chuuya: I'll call the police.

Atsushi, opening up: Look, this isn't easy to say, but... Dazai and I in the bedroom haven't been- Kunikida: Whoa whoa whoa, I don't want to hear this! Atsushi, rolling his eyes: It's not what you think. Kunikida: ...Alright, fine. Go ahead. Atsushi: We haven't been having sex. Kunikida, breaking his pen: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

Akutagawa: I hate the weretiger with a burning passion. He's a maggot who deserves no less than a slow, excruciating death. Next time I see him, I will pierce him through the chest until he ceases to breathe. Dazai: Atsushi's pronouns are they/them. Akutawaga: Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know. Akutagawa: Until they cease to breathe.

if anything besides an incorrect quote gets posted/reblogged here, it's not bc the blog is changing, it's cause im stupid and not used to having a side blog and didnt see where i was posting it. happens at least once a week, pls forgive me 🙏

Kunikida: Time for plan G. Atsushi: Don’t you mean plan B? Kunikida: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Atsushi: What about plan D? Kunikida: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Kunikida: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E.