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[After fucking around all day]

Etta: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Etta, as Roger: Etta, what are you doing?

Roger, appearing from behind Etta: Etta, what are you doing?

Etta: I conjured him.

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Etta: I know I haven’t exactly proposed to Kate yet, but in my head we already have a house, two kids, and a dog.

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Etta: The next time Roger's angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say, "Now you're super angry."

Etta: Maybe he'll laugh, maybe I'll die.

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Bertie: I’m kind of crushing on someone... but I’m worried about telling you who it is cause you’re not going to like it...

Etta: Just rip the bandage off.

Bertie: It’s Roger.

Etta: Put the bandage back on.

Etta: AND LEAVE IT ON!

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Kate: Hello? Bertie, where on earth are you?

Bertie: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the port. I am now in Kazimierz. I should be home by Thursday.

Kate: Wait, wha-

Roger: Understandable, have a nice day.

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Kate: Who traumatized you?

Roger: Do you want a list?

Kate:

Kate with her guns out: Yeah actually.

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Etta: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Bertie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Bertie: Can we go to a haunted house?

Etta: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Bertie: Wh- What?

Etta: Goodnight Bertrand.

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Etta: Kate, can you pay for this for me?

Kate: Oh, sure.

Bertie: Hold on, she can't just pay for you!

Kate, offended: Why not? I'm Etta's wife, I get her anything she likes.

Bertie: We're playing Monopoly!!!

Etta: You're just mad Roger doesn't pay for you.

Bertie: Also that!

Roger, who's not even playing: ???

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Kate: How do you want your coffee?

Bertie: Black, like my soul.

Kate:

Kate: Bertie, your soul is a latte.

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Bertie: How are you today?

Etta: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Etta: FOUR MONTHS!

Kate: Why is she yelling at you?

Bertie: Just ignore her-

Etta: THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Etta: We need to open this locked door. Roger, give me your credit card.

Roger: Here.

Etta, pocketing it: Thanks. Kate, break down the door.

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Etta: If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

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Etta: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Etta: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Kate: Etta no-

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Etta: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Bertie: Etta, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Etta: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Kate: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Kate: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Roger: Uh... what's up with her?

Bertie: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Kate: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Etta, crying: It's working.

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