BOYNEXTDOOR Incorrect Quotes

Jaehyun: did you know that 1 in every 6 people are gay Jaehyun: that means one of us is gay Jaehyun: i hope it’s Riwoo Jaehyun: Riwoo’s cute Woonhak:

Riwoo: How do i get someone to like me? Sungho: Tell them about yourself. *later* Riwoo: I can eat a cheeseburger in two bites Jaehyun, pulling a wedding ring out: Go on...

Sungho: You actually were telling the truth Taesan: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised

Woonhak: *approaches Taesan in a doctor's clothes* Woonhak, placing a stethoscope on Taesan's chest: I diagnose you with gay.

Taesan: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date. Jaehyun: Taesan, why are you so afraid of loving me?

Taesan, sarcastically: Oh, have I told you how attractive you are, Jaehyun? Jaehyun: . . . No. Woonhak: You told me he was cute. Taesan: No I didn’t. Woonhak: Yeah, I remember because you told me not to say anything in front of Jaehyun-hyung.

Leehan: i love sleepovers Jaehyun: This isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital Leehan: Then why do I have this nightgown Jaehyun: That’s a hospital gown Leehan: truth or dare Jaehyun: Leehan: Jaehyun: dare

Taesan: I am not a sensitive person. I’ll have you know I am as cold as stone, I am not sensitive whatsoever, I am a stone cold bitch Woonhak: Hey Hyung, I love you Taesan: Woonhak: Taesan: Woonhak: Taesan: Woonhak: wait why are you crying-

Riwoo, about Jaehyun's plan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Woonhak: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Riwoo: Hey, Leehan. Riwoo: Ask me if the Abominable Snowman called. Leehan: Has the Abominable Snowman called? Riwoo: Not Yeti.

Sungho: Look, last night was a mistake. Jaehyun: A sexy mistake. Sungho: No, just a regular mistake.

Taesan: Bro I just fell for you. Leehan: Wait what? Taesan: You dropped a piece of paper so I went to pick it up but I accidental fell. Leehan: Oh lol thanks, I thought you meant that you're in love with me. Taesan: That too. Leehan: What? Taesan: What? Riwoo, eating popcorn: He said he's in love with you.

Sungho: as much as i hate to admit it, you’ll make a good dad someday Jaehyun: someday? I’m already a dad.. Sungho: Woonhak doesn’t count Jaehyun, slamming his fist on the table: TAKE THAT BACK

Sungho: Leehan loves jacuzzis Leehan: sometimes i pretend i’ve been captured by witches and they’re using me to make human soup Sungho: Leehan is no longer allowed to use the jacuzzi

Leehan: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. However they don’t even hug one person, bc they have made covenant with the devil. Any questions? Woonhak: Where’s our normal marine biology teacher? Leehan: In a better place now sit

Woonhak: I need advice Riwoo, trying to use mozzarella sticks as chopsticks: I am here for you.

Leehan: Sungho-hyung, truth or dare? Sungho: Truth! Leehan, suddenly serious: Was the moon landing of 1969 faked? Sungho: W-what? Leehan: Answer the question, Sungho