BOYNEXTDOOR Incorrect Quotes

Sungho: What are your strengths? Jaehyun: I fall in love easily Sungho: Okay, weaknesses? Jaehyun: Those beautiful eyes of yours

Riwoo: Once I saw someone write lgtb instead of lgbt and it confused me, but now I love it because it’s a perfect acronym for let’s guillotine the bourgeoisie Woonhak: Let’s get this bread Riwoo: Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie

Sungho: Are we dating? Riwoo: *spits out drink* What n-no Sungho: You called me baby and sunshine this morning. Riwoo: *nervously laughing* I call all my friends that. Sungho: Riwoo: Jaehyun, tearing up: But you never call me that

Sungho: Why do you have lipstick stains on you? Jaehyun: *flashback to when he had an argument about the difference between orange red and cherry red with Woonhak* Jaehyun: I'm having an affair

Taesan, trying to comfort Woonhak: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Riwoo: It's really muggy outside, isn't it? Sungho: If I look outside the window and there are mugs on the lawn, I will murder you. Riwoo: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Woonhak: I'm so clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it's not even funny. Taesan and Jaehyun, knowing they broke into Woonhak's room in the middle of the night to move all his furniture exactly one inch to the left: Damn that's wild.

Baby: *Crying* Taesan: *Awkardly picks up baby* It's okay... you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you're older. Riwoo: Riwoo: dude are you okay?

Woonhak: Where are you going? Taesan: depends Taesan: When I die, probably hell Taesan: But for now, I'm going to the bathroom.

*Playing Minecraft* Leehan: Jaehyun-hyung could you check on the chicken coop for me? Jaehyun: Okay! Jaehyun: ...That's nOT A CHICKEN- Jaehyun was slain by Iron Golem

Leehan, walking into Riwoo and Sungho’s room in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream. Riwoo: What was it about? Sungho: No, don’t ask him that! Riwoo: Why not? Sungho: Cause he’ll answer!

Jaehyun, talking about Leehan: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Sungho: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Jaehyun: I almost died. Sungho: That... was my favorite memory.

Riwoo: *sees Leehan and Taesan together* Riwoo: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Woonhak: You mean... you ship them?

Sungho: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Riwoo: Oh. We're going out? Sungho: Wh...