Incorrect Blooming Panic quotes

Onion: FaceTime needs a button where you can mute the other person

Nightowl: sometimes I say "huh" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. I'm not deaf, my brain just lags like a 2005 Dell laptop

Onion: "you're so quiet" no I talk, just not to you

Societyboy: I know you're going through a lot right now, just know you did this to yourself

Xyx: Mfs finally get a job then Snapchat their entire shift. Shit they almost trained me

Onion: Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

Xyx: If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day

Onion: If I block you on social media you see me in public, the block still applies

Biglady: Of course I'm homophobic, almost all my problems were caused by a gay person. It might be me but still

Quest: Yeah I have NFTs, nice fucking tits

Toaster: Computer

Quest: If we get through this month, we only have one more month before we need to go through another month